Thursday, October 04, 2007

Board of Education?

As many of you know, Morgan is in first grade. One of her textbooks is a very basic Reading Handbook (which, I might add, she doesn't need, because my baby girl is an AWESOME reader). But anyway, part of their regular homework is to read a given page, which consists of vowel sounds, phonics, and short words. Today's list:

vat wet Jim nod yum


hug sob zip get Dad


fed miss rod bun tan


leg fuzz vet van lap.


Is it just me? I know people who could build a whole spanko story out of those elements!

Rubik's Spanko

It's no secret that I love silly online generators, so when I found the link to this one over at Bonnie's I had to make my own!

Monday, October 01, 2007

Perhaps...

...I made a mistake.


But it's been months since I bought a spanking toy. And it was only $2.99. And it was so pretty and so deceptively lightweight. Um, deceptively. I think I'm going to hide this one way back in the utensil drawer...

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

So True...



And a Gratitude Tuesday post....

I'm grateful for a (still relatively) clean house,

The spanking I got the other night because I needed it,

The awesome sex that followed it,

The (much needed) extra money on my paycheck this week from my sales last month,

The fact that Morgan's sleepover went well Friday night,

The beautiful weather lately,

And cute spanko images like the one above and the one I posted below!

Happy Gratitude Tuesday!

Monday, September 24, 2007

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I love...

...love, LOVE this picture I found over at Bethie's. Too cute!

The Laundry Monster...

...has struck again. Right on my backside of course. Last night Nick dealt with the ongoing clothes pile issue with me. Our washer and dryer are located in our garage, just outside the kitchen door. This is the only place they will fit in our house, and unforunately this means that the dirty laundry also gets piled outside the kitchen door. Okay, this is just logistically how things are if there's any laundry at all to be done, and my husband the mechanic and expert dirty laundry creator, sire of Morgan the professional outfit soiler understands this.


What he does not understand is the tendency of this laudry pile to grow to the point that it forms a well padded pathway to the door, getting constantly trampled underfoot by Morgan, myself, and his own mechanic's boots. I know that this is his pet peeve, and I try to keep the floor clear, but to be honest, sometimes it's easier to step over a pile and think, "I'll get it later."


Last night's 250 swat sonata played with both his hand and the fish paddle was all about convincing me of the level of ire which this raises in him. Don't get me wrong, he took my recent hard work in getting the house neat into account, which is why the swat count wasn't somewhere in the 500's and I also got to keep my panties for the first 200. But rest assured that when I came home today the first thing I did was clear a very neat area in front of the door.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Sleeeeeeeepy!

Ahhh...done with the housework. Well, the laundry monster is still lurking, but the rest of the house looks good, even Morgan's room, which took a ridiculous amount of work to get finished. The child has too much stuff. But right now she and her friend are downstairs playing in the glorious order of it, and I'm glad I put in the time on it. She helped too, of course. And Nick was awesome about working on the other areas of the house. He and I are hanging out in bed with The Benchwarmers on the TV, and I thought I'd take a minute to do this little survey I found over at Kate James' place.

1. Do you like cheese? I'm of the opinion that every dish is good with cheese on it or in it. But what about ice cream, you say? Ah, clearly you've never had blueberry cream cheese ice cream.

2. Have you ever done heroin? NO

3. Do you own a bike? No, but we'd love to each get one.

4. What are you doing tonight? About to go to bed.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Yes

6. What do you think of hot dogs? Cheap and easy meal. Nathan's are the best.

7. What's your favorite Christmas song? O Holy Night

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Dr Pepper. Gimme caffeine!

9. Can you do push ups? Yes

10. Is your bathroom clean? Why yes it is!

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? My wedding ring

12. Do you have friends? Yes, and I feel blessed to count many of you among them!

13. Do you miss someone? Yes

14. Middle name? A bit too personal...

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
1. I'm exhausted
2. But still kind of horny right now
3. I want a spanking!

16. Name the last 3 things you bought.
1. Gas
2. Mountain Dew
3. Philly Cheese Steak Sandwich

17. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
1. Sweet Tea
2. Dr. Pepper
3. Diet Coke

18. Current worry? Money

19. Current hate? Nothing

20. Favorite place to be? With Nick

21. How did you ring in the New Year? At home with Nick and Morgan

22. Where would you like to go? Ireland

23. Are you hungry? A little

24. What/who made you laugh last? Benchwarmers

25. Do you own slippers? No

26. What shirt are you wearing? One of Nick's T-shirts

27. Do you burn or tan? Totally burn

28. Favorite color? Green, pink

29. Would you be a pirate? No

30. What songs do you sing in the shower? I don't really sing in the shower.

31. What did you have for lunch? Philly cheese steak sandwich

32. Name someone who has changed your life. Nick

33. What's in your pocket right now? Change, but my pants are not on me right now.

34. Best bed sheets as a child? My Little Pony

35. Worst injury you've ever had? Tearing during childbirth

36. How many TVs do you have in your house? Two

37. Who is your loudest friend? Elizabeth

38. Who is your most silent friend? Ann

39. Do you wish on shooting stars? Always

40. What is your favorite movie? The Notebook

41. What is your favorite candy? Goetz Caramel Apple Sticks

42. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? Just the Wedding March

43. What song do you want played at your funeral? Who cares?

44. What were you doing at 12 AM last night? Cleaning

45. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? Not yet!!!

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Wow it's quiet around here!

But that's only because you can't hear my washing machine running from where you're at. I've been busy, busy, busy lately, thus the hush on here. I've been making a huge effort at the laundry, which unfortunately seems to be growing before my eyes. We're also trying to get Morgan's room in good shape so that we can issue a return invitation to the little girl she's had a couple of sleepovers with, and the rest of the house looking good so that we can have some grown-up friends over this weekend.

Speaking of sleepovers, Morgan spent the night with my mom on Friday night, and Nick and I actually got to go have dinner and then spend some quality naked time together!
Since there was no spanking I'll leave the rest of the details to your imagination, but suffice it to say it was very nice indeed...

Anyway, hopefully life will slow down a bit soon and I can catch up with all my friends on here! In the meantime, a sign Nick needs to see posted at Wal-Mart!

Sunday, September 16, 2007

And how spankable are you, hmmm?

Your Score: SPANK SLUT



You are 86% spankable!




You loved to be spanked, good and hard, with any available object. You will take it as hard as anyone is willing to give it. You are probably guilty of provoking your lover into spanking you, by flagrant misbehavior or verbal challenges. Hell, your ass is probably red right now. We wouldn?t be surprised if you are standing at the keyboard, because it hurts to sit down.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 82% on spankability

How Spankable Are You?

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Remember

Saturday, September 08, 2007

I've got a craving...

I've been fantasizing lately. Well, I suppose I always am, but recently I've found my fantasies focusing on a very stern, very serious paddling, the kind where I assume the position and take it with my hands on my knees and my face forward. The kind where Nick is standing behind me with a big long school paddle and a no-nosense tone and setting the seat of my jeans on fire. And then I'd like a shot at showing him how very well I've learned my lesson and how very, very sorry I am...

I've been a very good girl since my last spanking,but as we all know...

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Meme from Snow Wonders

1. What was the first blog that you regularly read?
A: The Spanking Blog


2. Do you remember the first" blogger" that you had an E-Mail Relationship with?
A: Hmmm...I'm not really sure, although I think it might have been Sue.

3. Why did you create your blog?
A: I felt like it would be a good way to communicate my needs to Nick as well as have an outlet for all my silly spanko thoughts (and it has been!)

4. When was your first post, and who was your first commenter?
A: My first post was March 13, 2005, and my first commenter was Am of
Our Kinky Blog, although back then she went by C.

5. Are there blogs that you absolutely have to visit daily?
A: Tons of them!

6. Is your Blog categorized?..(I.E. Comedy, Literary, Personal Angst, Etc.)
A: Well, definitely spanko, adult on some level although I try to keep that to a minimum, hopefully sometimes comedy, definitely personal angst on occasion, and a lot of just randomness.


7. Do you see an end to your blogging some day?
A: I don't really know. Sometimes it wears thin and I feel like I don't have much to write worth reading, but I love to write, and I think I'll always need an outlet.

8. What are you wearing right this very minute?....
A: Clothes from my clearance shopping spree!

Monday, September 03, 2007

Happy Labor Day!



I hope you guys all had a safe and happy Labor Day. I sure wish I could've taken my own glittery advice and taken the day off, but sadly it was not to be. We did however get to go spend some time with my family after I got off work (thus the very late posting), so it wasn't a total loss.

We were on our way home when Morgan decided she wanted to play her famous guessing game. Now this game consists of her either describing very easy things in extremely obvious ways ("It's green, it goes on the road, and you're driving it right now") or very unlikely things in very obscure ways ("It's red and yellow." That was the extent of her hints - it turned out to be "fire").

Anyway, for whatever reason she decided to describe me as follows: "What (who) gets very, very red when she's very sweet?" Okay, I don't think I have a particular predisposition to blushing when I'm being "very sweet" so this one took us some time. After we finally guessed "Mommy" Nick looked at me and said, "Well I don't know that being sweet turns you red, but I know that turning you red can make you very sweet." Funny guy...

Hope you guys had a great weekend!

Sunday, September 02, 2007

Lonely weekend

Nick went to a car show out of town this weekend, so I've been doing the all alone/single parent thing. The all alone part was Friday and Saturday morning - Morgan spent the night with a friend. I was sick and woke up late Friday morning, so Nick took Morgan to school before he left. It turns out that in his hurry he forgot to lock the back door and turn on the alarm. Well, I didn't get home till fairly late, because I used the kid-free time to do some clearance shopping (with his permission). I was a little freaked out to come home and find the house unlocked and the alarm off, especially since it was late and I was alone. I grabbed a sharp knife (okay, it had barbecue sauce on it, but who does dishes at a time like that?) and stalked through the house, opening closets and yanking back shower curtains. Of course everything was undisturbed, so feeling a bit foolish, I put the knife in the sink and unloaded the car.

I just hung out with a book for a while, then played on the computer, catching up on blogs and such, then went to bed. Saturday afternoon I picked Morgan up and took her to get some lunch. We came home and took a nap, then went up to the cabin for Nick's family's annual fish fry.

This morning Morgan and I slept in and then went to have lunch and go to our local used book store. Now we're back home and just waiting for Nick to get back. I know he had fun, and I'm glad he had the opportunity to go do something like this with his friends, but I sure will be glad to have him back!

Friday, August 31, 2007

Surprise!

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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Gratitude Tuesday

I'm feeling pretty under the weather today, so this will be a short post, but I do have something I want to express gratitude for. Nick found out at work yesterday that his current schedule will remain in effect until October 1st "or further notice." It's my hope and prayer that further notice will never come and that things can stay as they are. In the meantime, it's very nice to have a month's reprieve!

Saturday, August 25, 2007

My Husband, My Hero


Yesterday was rather fraught with emotion. Thursday night when we got in bed Nick told me to prepare myself because the spanking was definitely going to happen the next day. I thought about it off and on all day at work, but honestly, by then I'd been waiting long enough that it seemed like an unlikely rumor. Anyway, we didn't have a baby sitter, and I had a feeling that it would turn out to be another night full of distractions that took us all the way to bedtime.



Then, just before I left work, I got an email from my mom. She works at Morgan's school, and wanted to know if she could take Morgan home with her for a while. It had been a few days since she'd spent time with my parents and they'd been missing her. With a looming spanking suddenly a much more distinct possibility, it was tempting to tell my mom it was a bad time, but Morgan missed them too, so I told her it was fine.




And so I headed home all by my lonesome to meet my fate. I called Nick on my way home, and he was on his way to get his hair cut. This left me briefly hopeful that perhaps he'd be gone until it was time to pick Morgan up. Nope. He got home just a few minutes after I did. We spent some time each talking about our day, but it wasn't long until he announced that we had something to take care of. Dear Lord, this was actually going to happen. While he retrieved the evil fish paddle I tried my best to talk him out of it, but I couldn't come up with any real reasons why I didn't deserve it, and "I don't want to!" turned out to be an oddly unconvincing argument.



Upstairs in the bedroom he joined me on the bed and turned me over onto my stomach. To my surprise, he left both my jeans and panties up, but he immediately laid into me with the paddle. I tried to keep count, but after 30 or so swats I got lost in the burn of it. After a minute or so he stopped,but quickly informed me that we weren't finished. He turned me on my side and unfastened my jeans. When he tugged them down and got a view of my panties, he chuckled.







"How appropriate." Okay, I seriously didn't plan that. I showered the night before, before he told me the spanking was definitely the next day, and they were literally on the top of a basket of clean clothes. I really did just happen to grab them, but he seemed to get a kick out of them. Anyway, they didn't stay on display - they came right down after my jeans.




He moved me back into position and started spanking again, although this time with his hand. Okay, fine, I thought, I can handle his hand, just so long as he doesn't pick back up that paddle.


Ha!


It hurt SO BAD. I don't know if it was just because I hadn't been spanked in a while or if he'd been holding back before, but it's NEVER hurt that bad with his hand before. It seemed like the hand spanking went on forever, but eventually he stopped...and picked back up the paddle. By this time I was in serious distress, but I was trying hard to hold still. At some point in most spankings though, my butt just says "Screw this! I'm out of here!" and my whole body does this kung-fu flip out of position. Nick says that I have an uncanny knack for doing this when he's almost finished. This time I moved when he was at 299. Of 300. And so, I earned myself an extra 50.


Eventually though it was over, and he lay down beside me and held me. We talked about why it had to happen, and what I could do to keep it from happening again, and we spent a few minutes just holding each other. He began to gently rub my bottom, and very soon the throbbing turned into something very, very nice. What happened next is kind of a blur, but I moved down between his thighs for a bit, and at some point I was back getting spanked while he tugged on my hair and whispered about what a naughty girl I'd been. The good girl spanking was amazing, just what I needed to reconnect after being punished.


Later, we were on our way home from picking up Morgan. We were almost to our street when Nick suddenly hit the breaks and threw it in park. On the other side of the road tail lights glowed. A car was laying on its side in a five foot ditch. We both jumped out and heard the occupants of the car screaming. Nick sprinted down into the ditch, yelling at me to call 911. My heart in my throat, I fumbled through my purse for my phone. By the time I got an answer several cars had stopped behind us and several of the drivers had gotten out to help. One of them helped Nick pull open the passenger's side door.


Inside were two young girls, 17 and 19. Nick held the door open and just talked to them both, calming them down and letting them know that people were there to help and paramedics were on the way. The passenger was okay, mostly just very shaken up, but the driver hurt her arm, probably when her door hit the ground, and at first she wasn't responding. I think she was just stunned though, and by the time the paramedics arrived she was freaking out but definitely talking.


Nick helped the passenger up onto the side of the car and stayed there to hold the door open and talk to them both until the the fire trucks arrived. As soon as I was sure no one was seriously hurt and that I couldn't be of much assistance I moved Nick's truck and parked it in the entrance to a subdivision a few yards down the road. I carried Morgan back to the wreck, safe enough since by then the police were there and traffic was stopped both ways. I moved back out of the immediate hive of activity and talked to her about what had happened and why seat belts are so important.


When the EMTs arrived, Nick moved out of their way and we all walked back to the truck. Once inside we took a few minutes to say a prayer for the cars occupants and the emergency workers, and to thank God that no one was more seriously injured.



When we got home Nick did most of the cooking to fix an amazing dinner, and we just chilled out for the rest of the night. I'm so very proud of my husband. He didn't think twice about jumping in to help those girls, even though the car was in a precarious position, and there was no way to know if there was a gas tank leak or some other dangerous situation. And beyond all that, he's just an amazing husband and father. I'm so very blessed!

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Still busy, busy...

I'm sorry for the lack of update and attention to comments this week. I really do appreciate each and every one. I'm as of yet still unspanked, although that may change tonight. This week has been insane. First of all, you wouldn't think Morgan starting back to school would be that tiring for me, especially since I drop her off on my way to work. But I do have to get her up and dressed and out the door, which has me getting up a half hour earlier than usual,and then I'm later getting home because I pick her up as well. Not to mention the half hour of homework when we get home. Don't get me wrong, I love the fact that I can drop her off and pick her up - our time together is precious. It's just taking me some time to re-acclimate myself to the schedule.

The big issue this week though has to do with Nick's job. He's a mechanic, and the way the scheduling works is that there are two teams that cover the work. Each team works for 4 12-hour days, then has 5 days off. Everybody is off on Sunday. This has been awesome, because he only has to work about 13-14 days a month. Since he drives 26 miles one way to work, this is a very big deal. Also, on his days off, he does a lot of side work for people, which has been a tremendous help with our bills. He was also able to watch Morgan a lot during the summer, which cut down on the amount of time we had to depend on my parents to watch her. With my dad's broken arm and my mom trying to take care of my papaw lately that's been hugely important. Now that she's back in school, he was planning to get a part time job for his off days so that hopefully we can make it to the beach this year.

All of that came to a screeching halt this weekend. On Saturday he heard a rumor that they were doing away with the shifts and going to one team with everybody working Monday through Friday and people rotating through Saturdays. Monday this was confirmed. He was understandably upset, as was I. This means that he has to make the drive 10 more times a month, has no time for side work, and no time for a part time job. Also, we were planning to go to the beach during his off shift with him switching with someone for a couple of days to get a full week. Now he won't have the time off.

All of this is supposed to start on the 1st of the month. I loved him being off so much because he was usually home when I got there, he was more relaxed in general, he was able to run some errands I couldn't get to, and he had free time to spend with his friends without feeling like he was taking away from family time.

Yesterday his manager pulled Nick aside as he was leaving and asked him if he was going to stay (several people are not). Nick told him that he would for now, but that he could find work much closer to home for the same money if he was going to work that kind of schedule. His manager said that everybody was getting a raise, which we knew, but we were pretty certain it wouldn't offset his side work income and the extra gas. Nick explained this, and his manager told him that it would be very much worth it to stay. He said he was still running the numbers, but he gave Nick an "at least" ballpark figure that rather shocked us. I won't count on it until I see it in writing, but I'm cautiously hopeful, and Nick feels a lot better about staying. We'd really appreciate your prayers that this will come through.

Anyway, we've spent the last few days discussing all of that, and that is why my butt is still quite lily white, but Nick says it won't be for much longer. I really, really hate waiting, but I guess I'd rather he do it when we're not both completely wrung out.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Busy Week

Sorry for the radio silence, guys - it's been a really busy week. Morgan's orientation was Thursday morning. My baby's in first grade! I had to work, so Nick took her, and he was very impressed with her teacher. I've known her for years, and I knew she would be great, but it was nice that Nick had a chance to see it too.

Thursday night we did indeed get to go to that concert, and it was awesome! Three bands played, all of them great, but one in particular I had been wanting to see for some time. They have this amazing song that seems to have been written just for me.

Friday was Morgan's first full day of school. She did great, and Friday night she had her very first sleepover. She went to her best friend's house, and Nick and I had a very nice evening alone.

The word is that I'm getting spanked some time this weekend, although it won't be the type of spanking I'd hoped for. Part of the reason is because I went a little overboard on the back to school shopping. Nick's check was really good last pay period, but we ended up a lot tighter than we should have.

The other reason has to do with my chores around the house. I have to confess that the place is a wreck right now. I have done something on it every day, but I've not really been as committed to it as I should have been, and it shows.

I get frustrated with myself (and I know Nick gets pretty frustrated with me too!) because this is an issue that is revisited fairly often. I'd say 90% of punishment spankings come down to exactly this. I'm always afraid that Nick will think that there's no point in spanking if it doesn't eliminate the problem, but the fact is that it gets me back on track like nothing else. I'll never be Martha Stewart, but I really am better than I used to be.

Whether he realizes it or not, I try to spend some time on most rooms every day. Today after I picked Morgan up from her friend's house I spent most of the day working on our bedroom. Let me give you a little piece of advice from the archives of my experience: When your husband's going to spank you for a messy house, it's a good idea to give him a clean room to do it in. The last thing you want is an atmosphere full of fuel for his righteous anger.

Anyway, I guess my point is, I know I've been here before, and I know I deserve this, but I want him to know that it really does help me. I appreciate the fact that he never gives up on me, even though I'm far from perfect. I'm going to do my best to do better with both my time management and my commitment and show him how much I cherish the fact that he loves me enough to take care of me this way.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Gratitude Tuesday

Lots of little things to be thankful for lately~

Nick just finished up a nice side job, and there's more side work on the horizon.

While my dad still doesn't have use of his arm, he is healing on schedule, and the pain is becoming a little more manageable.

Our new sales incentive program at work is a rousing success, and I've already made more than my usual meager monthly commision.

School starts for Morgan on Thursday, and she's finally gotten excited about her new teacher.

We might get to go to a local concert on Thursday night - a real date! Yipee!

Happy Gratitude Tuesday!

Monday, August 13, 2007

Ahhhh...

Nick has been helped out with his end of the trade. WEG. And while there was no spanking, I was rather well taken care of myself. Happy sigh...