Rated PG-13

Sigh...I'm not sure how I feel about this. Once upon a time this blog was rated R. Now, it seems, I'm a solid PG-13. I guess there's more baby than anything else on here these days.

Thanks to Hermione, Todd&Suzy, and Mitch.

Lego Spanker

Via the good old Generator Blog I came across a generator to make your own Lego character. Like mine?

Lego Character Generator

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, everyone! I can't believe it's Christmas Eve! I love Christmas, and I'm so excited! We celebrated with my dad's family on Friday, and my mom's family on Saturday, and Morgan got a few really cool toys. We decided to just buy for the kids out there this year, and I think everybody was really happy with that decision. Tonight will be spent with Nick's dad's family, where we drew names. Tomorrow morning Morgan will open gifts at home, then we'll go to Nick's family's house. We will have Christmas at my parents' house on Friday because that's the earliest time we could get everyone together!

Nick and I always exchange alone a few days early, so we did that last night. He got me a pair of jeans I wanted, 2 beautiful coats (I picked them out and they were on super clearance, so I got both), Patricia Cornwell's latest book, an awesome purse, and a big box of Ferrero candy. I got him a shirt, a pair of jeans, some swim trucks (I know, but they're for Hawaii here in a couple of months), 5 ties (he really needed some, and they were on sale!), a poker card protector, and a watch.

I've found some really cute ornaments this year - two different ones that are just the word "Naughty", and one of Little Miss Naughty. I put up a picture of the green sparkly one a few posts ago, and I'll put up pictures of the other two after Christmas (they went straight into my stocking). I also have a couple of pink ones I got at Wal-Mart last year, and I'm thinking that I would love to eventually have enough to decorate a small "Naughty Tree." Imagine the gifts you could put under that! And today I ran across a generator that provided an idea for the perfect lights:

Christmas Light Generator

Hooray! I slayed the Laundry Monster!

Yippee! The laundry is all done! So I did get spanked on Monday night, as I expected. And I really did work hard, but there was just no way it was going to get finished in one night. Nick used his hand again, but apparently he decided that since he was only going to give me 25, his hand could handle spanking as hard as he could the whole time. Yeah, that hurt.

Tuesday I was not finished, but Nick gave me a pass on the spanking, for a couple of reasons. First of all, I had a huge amount of it done by the time he got home. Second of all, Monday night we had to go to my Mom's house to pick up Morgan (who at first was going to spend the night again, but then got homesick), and we ended up spending a couple of hours there. That didn't get me out of that night's spanking, because even without the time at Mom's I wouldn't have finished that night, but I might have made it by Tuesday night if we hadn't had to go get her the night before. Plus, putting up all the laundry entailed going through all of Morgan's clothes already in her room to get rid of what didn't fit so I'd have room for what did, so that put me behind too. Also, I was having kind of a blue day, having been through some of my grandparents' stuff when I went to pick Morgan up after work, and he could tell that I needed some understanding.

He let me know however, that there would be no such stay of execution if I didn't get it all done by Wednesday night. Fortunately I finished it all up. So now I just have to keep on top of it.

On to silly spanko stuff - I found this Bar Soap Generator via The Generator Blog, and I couldn't resist:

Good to know

Threat Level Generator

Spanko Candy Fun

So I saw a commercial tonight about how you can order personalized M&Ms for a party. And I started thinking about how fun it would be to order some with spanko phrases. Such as:



Then I thought how fun it would be to have M&Ms with different implements. Imagine the game posibilities!

For Paul...

A bit of Photoshopping, and a different picture on every side!

Rubik's Spanko

It's no secret that I love silly online generators, so when I found the link to this one over at Bonnie's I had to make my own!

Paved with good intentions...

Street Sign Generator

Still waiting...

In the meantime...



Chalkboard Message Generator

Well that's not SO bad...

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Found at PK's.

Hehehe...

Grabbed from Lady C:

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sexy (4x)
pain (3x)
death (2x)
porn (1x)

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