Board of Education?

As many of you know, Morgan is in first grade. One of her textbooks is a very basic Reading Handbook (which, I might add, she doesn't need, because my baby girl is an AWESOME reader). But anyway, part of their regular homework is to read a given page, which consists of vowel sounds, phonics, and short words. Today's list:

vat wet Jim nod yum

hug sob zip get Dad

fed miss rod bun tan

leg fuzz vet van lap.

Is it just me? I know people who could build a whole spanko story out of those elements!

My favorite stat

I found this lovely gem in my stats today. I must confess, I don't know anything about the city of Bratislava or the greater region of Bratislavsky, but they sound promising don't they?

Keyword Analysis

I always enjoy seeing what keywords get people to my blog, and this grouping seemed frighteningly appropriate.

I am, of course, AngelBrat, and that happens to be my most frequent search term, which makes me feel good. It makes me feel like at least a few people out there are looking, not just for any spanking site, but for my particular spanking site.

As for spanking southern states, well, we're definitely in the South, so I can check that one off. Now, belt spanking over the couch, that takes me right back to my last spanking, which was last Wednesday, and you can bet it left me a well spanked wife.

Now, if I could just get another good girl spanking going. WEG...

We're going camping this weekend, which would normally get me very excited about the prospect of some outdoor spanking fun. BUT, Nick's sister and her boyfriend, not to mention my two brothers will be coming with us, so that kind of puts the kibosh on any romance. Ah well, plenty of switches to fantasize about for later...

Frightening Search Term of the Day

"cellulite spanked"

Oh, Lord. I don't even want to think about the aesthetic effects of spanking on my cellulite.

Keyword Search Term of the Day

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WOW!

Keyword search result of the day

"litter box bondage"

What?

The best keyword search ever!

"her husband gently massaged her bottom with the hands he had spanked her"

Hehehe...I came home and found this in my keyword analysis. Yum!