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What type of spanking do you crave?

You are craving a punishment spanking!

Punishment is meant to make you feel real fear and remorse. It will be hard and painful, and the implements used will be ones that you fear.

It is punishment you crave? Bare your bottom and go wait in the corner. You need to know that what you will get will make you a truly sorry young woman/man.
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I've absolutely fallen in love with a new blog (well, new to me). This chick is hilarious! And the stories are funny and sweet and remind me that blogging is a fun activity, not a life and death one. Go over and read Pieces. You won't regret it.

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Where is Your Ideal Fantasy Spanking Location?

The beach is your ideal fantasy spanking location. The whistle of the wind and the roar of the waves delightfully conceal whatever sounds of pleasure you might utter.
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Nick, Morgan, and I were supposed to go camping tonight, but considering tornadoes have moved into the area, we opted against weathering the night in a storm. Sigh...we've been trying to go since the beginning of last summer. One of these days we'll get there...

But for the good news - go check out my official writer's page on South Coast Pleasure! It's a little sparse on content right now; I've got one more product on hand to refine my review of, and I'll be getting it in shortly. For the last couple of days we've been battling a pretty debilitating computer virus, but that's under control now, so I'm back in business. A big thank you to Amy of South Coast for giving me a shot at this!

I knew it!

Pretty kinky! Grats! You're 77% kinky!

You kinkscore is pretty high. Most likely you're up for trying anything at least once, which show open-mindedness. You're probably a great lay, so just keep doing that thing you do!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 78% on kinkpoints

Link: The Kinkyness Test written by nilnisicruce on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

500,000!!!

My hit counter hit half a million today! Yipee! Thank you very much to everyone who's contributed, especially those who stop by on a regular basis. Love you guys!

This is us...

A lot of us got rather a shock today on someone else's blog. I've said my say there, and I won't rehash it here, but it has spurred me to say something. This blog is NONFICTION. Here's the thing: if I'm uncomfortable putting some aspect of my life on the blog, I don't fictionalize it. I just don't post it. The only fiction here are the couple of clearly labeled stories way back in the archives. Oh, and our daughter's real name is not Morgan. We're really married and have been for nearly 8 years. I really do occasionally review products for South Coast Pleasures (thank you, Amy). We really do live in the South (although what state is privileged information).

For further info: I'm on the voluptuous side (okay, a bit zaftig), I love camping and reading, I'm 28 years old, I'm 5'10" with blue eyes and brown hair, and I'm a Christian who goes to church regularly. And I really get all the spankings I post about here!

Nick's 26 (almost 27), brown hair and blue eyes, loves cars and fishing, is also a Christian who attends church regularly, and was just barely 19 when he married me in a very small church - the same one my dad helped build and where my parents got married.

None of this really matters except that there were a lot of people left reeling and distrustful by certain disclosures today, and I want to assure you all that if I want to make something up, I'm going to label it as such. The kindness people have shown me through this blog and through email deserves respect and honesty, and I want my readers to trust that they can get that here.

Frighteningly perceptive

Remember the whole Target/spatula fiasco? Well, we went to Wal-Mart last night and Morgan said something about Nick embarrassing me in Target, which of course got him started again. So all the way through the store he’s whacking me on the butt every chance he gets. Anyway, he was off looking at something and I had Morgan with me getting laundry detergent, and she says, “Do you like it, Mommy?”

“Do I like what?”

“Do you like it when Daddy pops your butt?”

Have you ever had a four year old make you blush?

I told Nick, and he said, “Well, do you?”

Um…….sometimes.

Just a reminder...

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Sodding Jokari...

Well I've been well and truly spanked. Last night Nick told me he was going to spank me before bed. The problem was that it got later and later, and I had to be at work early this morning. After some pleading on my part, he agreed to let me put it off until today, on the condition, "We're going to do it when you get home, and I do mean as soon as you get home." Last night that was a relief, but today I got to get more nervous with every passing hour, then actually drive myself home to my doom. By the time I got into the garage my stomach hurt, so when I got inside and realized that he was in the shower I could feel myself start to breathe again. All I needed was just that few minutes to get control of myself. I got on the computer and checked my email while he finished in the shower and got dressed.

Once he was dressed he took down Jokari and told me to follow him downstairs. Morgan was asleep on our bed, which was a relief to me, because I'm always afraid she'll knock on the door at an inopportune time, or, worse yet, hear something she wouldn't understand.

Downstairs in the den I found him sitting on the couch, Jokari in hand. He had me pull down my pants and bend over his knee. Once I was bending over, he pulled down my panties. It had been a while since I'd had a hard spanking, but this one was horrible. He spanked me so hard I was crying almost from the first swat, which is pretty much unheard of for me. He paddled me long and hard until I was sobbing too hard to struggle anymore. Finally he put down the paddle and told me to come up so that he could hold me.

He held me while I cried against his chest, my bottom on fire against the couch cushions. "There's my sweet girl," he murmured, rubbing my back and planting gentle kisses on my forehead. I told him how sorry I was for the attitude I've shown for the last few weeks, and he told me how sorry he was that he had to spank me.

When things were settled, I playfully mentioned that he hadn't even used his new spatula. He teasingly ordered me to go get it, but relented pretty quickly at the look of horror on my face. Tomorrow when my bottom doesn't ache so badly we're going to do some playing with it.

Afterwards we made love, and I feel renewed.

Random Fluff

Ok, because of time issues, the spanking has been put off for a couple of days. In the mean time...

What's Your Sexual M.O.? Find out @ She's Crafty

AngelBrat's Word Cloud

My Word Cloud. Thanks, Bonnie!

Shocking News...

Generator

Oh my...

Fun with Generators

Wedding Sign Generator

The Picture of Evil...

Here's the actual Evil Spatula that we got at Target. Our camera went AWOL for a few days, so I couldn't take a picture of it. When I took the picture today, I noticed the strangest thing on the tag: If you look closely, you can see that someone has written "Butt Slapper" on it. Do you think he has plans?

Why we can never go back to Target...

Yesterday we went to Target. I was innocently browsing through the clearance items when suddenly I felt lightning strike my butt. I whirled around and found Nick wearing an evil grin and holding a rather vicious silicone spatula.

"Do not buy that!" I said rather vehemently. After a bit of dancing around and squealing every time he landed a swat, I watched in relief as he put the wicked utensil back on the rack. He walked off a bit to look at some other items. And that is when the devil on my shoulder woke up. Without even meaning to, I grabbed the spatula, ran over to him, and got in one good shot.

"That's it - I'm buying it." He immediately disarmed me and began to smack my butt with the spatula until I managed to giggle and spin myself out of reach. Of course he decided to carry the silicone demon around with him for the rest of the visit. Now all of this was pretty much out of the view of the other patrons. Until, that is, we started toward the registers. That's when he decided to really try it out. He spanked me with it all the way across the front of the store, much to the hilarious delight of another couple headed the opposite way. I, of course, was mortified, but Nick seemed to find the whole episode rather amusing.

But ya know what? I think it's pretty darn amazing that we've each found the perfect person to make a fool of ourselves with.

New Link...

Two things I've been meaning to do lately: put up a link to A Spanked Minxy Wife and learn a bit about HTML. So when I checked her blog and found this post, it seemed like fate. Sooo, I Googled HTML and found this helpful page, which allowed me to do some cool basic things like center the title and description of this blog, as well as put a permanent copy of my motivational poster below the body of my posts. So, go check out Spankedminx, and maybe even learn a bit about HTML!

Truth in Advertising...

I was playing around with this Advertising Slogan Generator, where you enter a word, and it plugs it into hundreds of well known slogans. Some of the ones it came up with made me laugh out loud (click on the list for a better view):

Me just playing around with cool web tools (what a title)

Free Banner Maker

A Motivational Message

An added note (thanks, SSN): I made this poster here. After you make your poster, there's an option to purchase a print for $10.00.

Happy Anniversary to Me!

Well, my blog is 1 year old today. I've had almost 474,000 hits, and I've met some really lovely people. Thank you so much for coming here again and again, for taking the time to comment, and to care. You are all special to me.

Blitzkrieg

Sunday afternoon I was innocently laying across the bed reading while Nick was in the bathroom (directly attached to our bedroom). I heard the bathroom door open and all of a sudden felt a hard whack across my bottom. Before I could even jump, another followed, and I found myself in the clutches of a Brat Paddle wielding Nick.

Okay, I knew I was going to get spanked. I even knew it would probably be that day. Nick had mentioned earlier that I needed a good get-back-on-track-and-stay-there spanking. The thing is, I wasn't prepared for it. And that of course was his point in popping out of the bathroom like a jack in the box and applying the paddle like he was trying to put out a fire (or start one). And so, while it wasn't a particularly long spanking by our standards (maybe 75 or so swats), or even, under usual circumstances a particularly hard one, it definitely got the point across. There was no psyching myself up to it, no mentally preparing for the sting. Just, "Ow! Ow! Wait! Stop! Why are you doing this now?!" And a lot of "Hold still! You're just making it worse on yourself!"

I think he may be more of a natural at this than he lets on.

Updated Links

I've updated my links and gotten rid of a few that were defunct or sadly inactive (one since last May!). I've also added the link to the new Aunty Agony, as well as SmartNNaughty's new blog, My Spanko Diary. Plus we have a new blogroll member in A Guy, A Blog.

South Coast Pleasure

I've been introduced to a new-to-me adult retailer called South Coast Pleasure, and I'm really pleased with what I see there. They've recently added a new bondage section with some very interesting looking toys. I've been fascinated lately with the idea of being bound for a spanking - or just for some good old (er, somewhat) vanilla sex, and I've got my eye on their Sports Cuffs and Thigh Cuffs. I've had the pleasure of exchanging a few emails with the owner, and this is a section with tremendous potential for growth. South Coast is licensed to carry products from a number of BDSM retailers, including Sportsheets and Allure Leather. Plus they've got a huge selection of vibrators, including the infamous Jack Rabbit. Next time I replace my own vibrator, that's the one I'm going for. They've even got a rechargeable version. WEG. No more fumbling in the bed table drawer for batteries.

This shop is woman owned and operated, and they've got a very tasteful setup. Beyond the wide range of products offered, the site also has an education resource section, educational DVDs, and a number of great articles. I've added a permanent link to the shop on the right, or of course you can follow one of the links above. Go check it out ladies!