41 Quiz

I saw this at Life as His and thought it looked like fun:

01) My uncle once: taught me how to drive a stick shift, using his own car.

02) Never in my life: would I be unfaithful to my husband.

03) When I was five: I already knew I wanted to grow up and be a mommy.

04) High School was: awkward, painful, and much less important than I believed at the time.

05) I will never forget: my wedding day, my wedding night, the birth of our daughter, my first spanking from Nick.

06) I once met: the most perfect man. I married him.

07) There's this girl I know who: could use a good spanking.

08) Once, at a bar: a drunk guy tried to force me to Macarena with him.

09) By noon I'm usually: just waking up.

10) Last night: I came.

11) If I only had: enough money to pay off all of our debt.

12) Next time I go to church: will be tomorrow.

13) Terry Schiavo: Just sad.

14) I have a confession to make: I was late to work twice last week.

15) When I turn my head left, I see: my daughter, asleep on our bed.

16) When I turn my head right, I see: the dresser that's almost clean.

17) You know I'm lying when: my eyes wander while I'm talking.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: spanking, spanking, spanking!

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: the happy, saucey, peasant wife.

20) By this time next year: I hope to have my parents paid off completely.

21) A better name for me would be: um, AngelBrat?

22) I have a hard time understanding: why some women take their husbands for granted (and vice versa).

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: take classes just for fun: creative writing, cooking, auto mechanics, etc...

24) You know I like you if: I let you in on the fact that I'm a spanko.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: God.

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: An interesting tour group!

27) Take my advice, never: put too much stress on a powder filled stress ball. The end result looks like a horrible baking accident. Rather awkward if you happen to be at work.

28) My ideal breakfast is: Mmmm...this is terrible, but McDonalds sausage McGriddles with hash browns and sweet tea.

29) A song I love, but do not have is: Mr Brightside by The Killers.

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: make the very short trip to the mountains.

31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: things that will never make me wealthy?

32) Why won't anyone: invent a self cleaning house?

33) If you spend the night at my house: please stay out of our toybox!

34) I'd stop my wedding for: nothing!

35) The world could do without: snakes. Really!

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: harm my child.

37) My favorite blonde is: my little girl.

38) Paper clips are more useful than: crazy straws.

39) If I do anything well, it's: give really good head.

40) And by the way: I always swallow.

41) The last time I was drunk, I: conceived my child.