Come on, guys! We're all a bunch of spankos here - what are the signs that you're addicted to spanking? I'm looking for answers in the comments! To start you off:
You know you're addicted to spanking when:
You can't pass the kitchen utensil aisle in any store without getting that "special feeling."
You can't type "sp" without typing "ank."
You have more implements than years you've been alive.
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You Know Your Into Spanking When:
You go to a flea market and see anything and you first wonder. How Much Will That Hurt Her/Him.
No matter how good the movie was, you personally think it sucked, as there was no spanking in it.
Someone can tell you an actress' name and you can name every movie she was in that had a spanking in it.
When you go to second hand stores just looking for something new to be spanked with.
When your driving your motorcycle and you see stuff on the road like long strips of black things (?) and you wonder what that would feel like on your bum.
When you take a picture of all your favorite implements, then put it on your screen-saver, just so you can look at them more, even at the risk of someone coming over without any warning, causing you to go into a fit of panic to get to your computer and change the picture. The stuff we have to put up with, eh? Debbie
When you see a spankable bottom and rate it on how long you would like to spank it.
When you test items on yourself to see how much they would hurt if used in a spanking.
Learn how to program the VCR becouse you think a movie with a spanking is going to be on when you will not be home.
Always wear a belt that would make a good spanking belt in a scene.
Get ticked off becouse they don't show that backsides of the models wearing the tight blue jeans in the adds. Gary
Hehehe...these are great! Keep 'em coming!
The talking of the body is stronger than the ideas about emancipation,you have been raised with.
When you go to a party or a gathering, you hope somebody will start telling stories about the naughty things they did as a kid and how they got spanked for them. And of course you keep the stories going.
When your kitchen is replete with small paintings on wood, which, upon a careful look, turn out to be paddles, hiding in plain sight.
Very funny, guys!
You try to think up new words related to spanking that you can type into the Google search box.
Hi Angel --
I especially liked Mattie's and Leigh's responses. How true it is that we girls so happily override our liberation philosophy in favor of the squirmy message our body is sending. And, yes, I Google jst to see if I can outsmark the porn-spammers ("spank" with proper names works well; also, "androgynous" with any BDSM words seems to turn up lots of good blogs, etc.).
My addition to your list would be: when you rub your hand across your unspanked ass and flash back to the last time...
Hugs, Justine
Darn! That was "outSMART the porn-spammers..."
Justine - I kinda like the word "outsmark"..........
Janet, Leigh, and Justine, guilty as charged! LOL!
You start acting like a pissy little brat when you haven't been spanked in a while, in the hopes you'll get a spanking for it.
(hhhmph! dammit!!!)
Again, guilty as charged. :O
When you see an attractive woman and stare at her hands, wondering what it would feel like to have those same hands spank you.
When you can remember every detail of an episode of your favourite TV show that involved spanking, long after you have all but forgotten every other episode.
When you buy spanking magazines online.
True story!
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