Friday, September 30, 2005

Elevator Spanko

This is the bizarre conversation I had with a random guy in the elevator today:

Him: You know, they say this is one of the best places to meet men.

Me: The elevator?

Him: Well, it's what I’ve been trying. Just kidding!

Me: polite, awkward chuckling

Him: I’m late for my lawyer’s office. Do you think they’ll spank me?

Me: I guess if you’ve got the right kind of lawyer they might.

Him: Hahaha! I like the way you think!

Me: Hasty escape from the elevator (What else could I do?)

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