This is the bizarre conversation I had with a random guy in the elevator today:
Him: You know, they say this is one of the best places to meet men.
Me: The elevator?
Him: Well, it's what I’ve been trying. Just kidding!
Me: polite, awkward chuckling
Him: I’m late for my lawyer’s office. Do you think they’ll spank me?
Me: I guess if you’ve got the right kind of lawyer they might.
Him: Hahaha! I like the way you think!
Me: Hasty escape from the elevator (What else could I do?)
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