This is one of my favorites for play. It's not heavy enough to do any damage, but the blue silicone part has a very satisfying smack. It was part of a two pack I got at yes, Wal-Mart for $1.24. 
A very long time ago, I worked at a newspaper distribution warehouse. They sent out various magazines to grocery stores, gas stations, etc., and part of those magazines were adult publications. I came across an issue of Taboo, which focuses on various fetishes, and there was a spread of spanking pictures. I smuggled it out and took it home. I was way too embarrassed to tell Nick I had brought home porn, and spanking was a very uncomfortable subject between us at the time, so I hid it from him. One day I came home from work to find him sitting on the couch with the magazine and this plastic paddle ball paddle. He'd found the magazine, looked through it, and decided to surprise me with a spanking for "being such a naughty girl." Unfortunately, I was mortified that he'd found the magazine and thought that he was seriously angry with me. I started crying almost immediately, and he, thinking it was part of "the scene" insisted I go over his knee anyway. The paddle broke on the first whack, which was a good thing, because it forced us to sit back and regroup. Once he explained to me that he wasn't really mad and that he was trying to do something I would enjoy, I stopped crying. He put me in the car and drove back to Wal-Mart to buy another paddle and some electrical tape to reinforce it with. The spanking I got when we got back went MUCH better. *g* This is the second paddle. 
This one can actually be quite lovely. I wish we owned more leather. I got this at Tractor Supply Company in the tack department.
Okay, here's the last batch. I couldn't fit this whole thing in the picture. It's a headless arrow shaft that Nick got at Wal-Mart for about $2.00. He calls it The Carbon Fiber Death Wand. *g* VERY stingy! 
This little one is from Paddle Tramps. The WMD stands (of course) for Weapon of Mass Destruction. And it packs a heck of a punch for its size. 
This is the first paddle Nick ever made for me. He made it when we were dating, and yes, it is every bit as evil as it looks! 
An extra thick yardstick. It's mostly for play, because it's too long and awkward to use when he really needs to make it count. 
Nick made this one. It's not as heavy as it looks, but it sure does have a bite! 
Just your average ping pong paddle. The texture really gives you something to think about on the receiving end. 
This bathbrush is horrible! It looks innocent enough, but there is just no way I can hold still for it. 
A very nice hairbrush for a stingy spanking. 
This one is purely for fun. I got it last year for us to play on Valentine's Day. 
The famous Cracker Barrel paddle. As you can see from the grease stains on the handle (Nick is a mechanic), this one gets a lot of use. 
Another eBay find. Very lightweight and stingy. 
This one is one of Nick's favorites. And it was another great deal at PetSmart! 
This, of course, is the dreaded Jokari. 
Okay, I'll post more later. I really have to put myself in bed.
I got this one on eBay. We've not actually tried this one yet, but it seems like it might be pretty stingy. 
This one came from PetSmart too. Same price. It's my absolute favorite for play - but it makes a very strong impression for punishment. 
This one is not as much fun as it looks. There's no give to it at all. It came from PetSmart for $6.99. 
This carpet beater is the most feared implement in our house. Seriously - I've been disciplined with it once. Five licks. It made me cry. 
This is actually a "decorative" wall hanging by Paddle Tramps. I got it at A C Moore. 
Another thrift store find. This one is a pasta measure. We've never measured pasta with it. 
I think this was a thrift store purchase. Very stingy. 
The pic's a bit blurry, but this wooden spatula is lovely - but very, very bad. 
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